Lady Gaga

Skill: absorbs power from raw flesh

Weakness: her secret past

Potential game: Blood Omen 3: Song of the Meat Dress

We always knew there was a reason Lady Gaga wore that seemingly idiotic meat dress—all along she was drawing life force from the raw flesh. That's how she stays so young and strong, and her songwriting powers are derived directly from the meat. In Blood Omen 2, Kain did the same by devouring the blood of innocents, so Gaga would continue that trend in Blood Omen 3. It's the next logical step for her.