5. Zooey Deschanel 

Skills: songwriting, sorting through records

Weakness: Ben Gibbard's face

Potential game: Guitar Hero: I Am So Fucking Indie Edition

She’s been called a librarian’s GaGa (by us), and at any given time she's guaranteed to have a kazoo on her person. She's also got a knee-knocking dance waiting in her reserves, in case anything becomes uncomfortable. Between her relationship with Death Cab's frontman and her partnership with M. Ward for She and Him, she's obviously the most indie person you've ever heard of. On the other hand, acoustic strumming doesn't make for great Guitar Hero gameplay.