5. Zooey Deschanel
Skills: songwriting, sorting through records
Weakness: Ben Gibbard's face
Potential game: Guitar Hero: I Am So Fucking Indie Edition
She’s been called a librarian’s GaGa (by us), and at any given time she's guaranteed to have a kazoo on her person. She's also got a knee-knocking dance waiting in her reserves, in case anything becomes uncomfortable. Between her relationship with Death Cab's frontman and her partnership with M. Ward for She and Him, she's obviously the most indie person you've ever heard of. On the other hand, acoustic strumming doesn't make for great Guitar Hero gameplay.