Snooki

Skill: smushing

Weakness: breathalyzers

Potential game: Angry Bitches

In Angry Bitches, players use a giant thong tied between two trees to launch a very drunk, very angry Snooki at unsuspecting guidos arranged in unlikely formations. The more she knocks down, the more smushing she gets to do. Extra points if she can get all the guidos to admit they're DTF before the time runs out.