6. He Only Wants to Help
Who is this man? Why doesn't he write jokes for Community? He shows up a few times on this list. Because he wants it more than most bums. He's eaten out of the garbage can but now he writes classic jokes with a gilded pen, and we should thank him appropriately. This bum's wearing a crown over here. Let's back up a dump truck full of money and porno mags onto him, and bury him. Bury him a G.