18. Ali Larter
Notable projects: Varsity Blues (1999), House On Haunted Hill (1999), Final Destination (2000), Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Final Destination 2 (2003), Heroes (TV series, 2006-2010), Resident Evil: Extinction (2007), Obsessed (2009)
Ali Larter has an uncanny flair for giving us serious blue balls. Firstly, she’s a legitimate scream queen who’s yet to give us horror lovers even one shower scene, or glorious booby shot. Second, the supreme looker, along with the rest of her castmates, got our hopes up with awesome entertainment on NBC’s Heroes only to shit the bed creatively in its later seasons. And lastly, Larter got into a catfight with Beyoncé in 2009’s lame Fatal Attraction imitation Obsessed and they didn’t hold the bout in an inflatable pool filled with oil! Being the gluttons for punishment that we are, though, we still can’t get enough of her.