First off, don't drink and drive. Second, don't drink and drive and hit a cop car. Lastly, don't drink and drive, crash into a cop car and have the audacity to be wearing a shirt that says "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. (Alcoholics go to meetings.)" The Long Island man above managed to do all three, and we only wish we were making this shit up.

The cop, who was on drunk driving patrol, was treated for minor injuries. The driver, 22-year-old Kevin Daly, was taken into custody where he took this nice mugshot-still wearing the shirt. He was charged with DWI and countless other traffic violations.

Clap for him.

[via Gawker and The New York Post]

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