2. The Sloppy Ditch

Served At: Ditch Plains
Neighborhood: West Village, Manhattan
Address29 Bedford St.

What happens when two comfort food become one? You get the Sloppy Ditch. Half of the sinful whole, the Ditch Dog is covered in creamy mac and cheese, while the Sloppy Dog is smothered with juicy beef simmered in semi-sweet tomato sauce. Part masterpiece, part monster, these drowning dogs make it tough to finish without falling asleep face first in the gooey remains. If you manage, you should get a prize. But you don't. What you get is fat. Er—we mean comforted. Verrrryyyy comforted. #liesfatpeopletellthemselves