9. Fried Apple and Cherry Pies

Served At: McDonald's
Life Span: 1968-1992

This was only a question of health. Back in the day, McDonald's used to fry their apple and cherry pies (they're currently baked). We don't need to explain the difference between baking and frying to you. You understand that one is a fine means of cooking/warming while the other unlocks bliss like that cube from Hellraiser, except these fried pies offered real, exquisite taste and beauty. Not razored chains that peeled your face off. We vote yes for fried sweets and no for face peeling.