19. Puptown in Margate Park

Location: 4921 North Marine Dr.
Website: chicagoparkdistrict.com

16,000 square feet of doggone crazy fun? Located in Margate Park, this massive, fenced-in area has been appropriately dubbed “Puptown,” since on any day of the week you'll find it overrun with the full spectrum of our canine friends.

We probably don't need to fill you in on this, but women love dogs (the animals, not you after seven beers). Do we need to be more explicit?