OUT: AIRPORT BATHROOMS // IN: THE INTERNET
Long before story after story began to break about politicians like Anthony Weiner trolling the Web for ladies, sending lewd photos, there was one tale in particular of booty scavenging that makes us crack up to this very day. As if you didn’t already need a reason to be wary of public restrooms, Idaho Senator Larry Craig was found attempting to solicit sex from his stall neighbor, who, unfortunately for him, turned out to be an undercover cop.
Apparently, in addition to tapping his foot and gesturing with his hand, Craig went on to creepily slide his foot beneath the partition, pressing it right up against his neighbor’s (which, to those in the know, was a call to action). Even more entertaining than the Senator’s arrest for lewd conduct, however, was his defense that he just happens to have “a wide stance” when using the bathroom.