OUT: $1,000/HR // IN: $87,000/NIGHT

Think call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s grand-per-hour price tag seemed hefty? Mere pennies compared to the $87,000 Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi admitted to tossing “Ruby the Heart Stealer,” an underage erotic dancer. Supposedly it was to “save her” from a life of prostitution. Believe that? Yeah, neither do we.