14. Black Iron Burger Shop

Address: 540 East 5th St.
Website: blackironburger.com

The Iron Horse burger. A fucking woolly mammoth of a burger, utterly deserving of its name and your attention. Two six-ounce patties topped with grilled onions, horseradish cheddar, lettuce, and tomato, and served on a sesame seed bun. It looks like a Five Guys' burger, but raised on steroids and fresher vegetables. Some might call it unnecessarily big. Some might say it borders on glutinous. We have a name for those people: cowards. We tell them to order one of the single patty options. After that we order the Iron Horse with jalapeños for a little added kick that pairs well with the horseradish cheddar. Then we call it a night. The best part, Black Iron’s basically a dive bar. This is what heaven looks like. If you're a carnivorous alcoholic.