While trying to court John Stamos to co-star in a new show, Drama makes the mistake of beating him in a ping pong match. Stamos is confident the win was merely a fluke and challenges Drama to a re-match, taunts him ("Johnny, you're a bitch, you know that? A real pussy."), and clowns his "cum-stained" table. Drama, desperate for a gig, agrees to play Stamos again for the opportunity to do a TV show with him. Because who wouldn't want to spend more time with a douche like that.