Hoarders

Symptoms: By the gods, we’d rather die before using that precious potion. And using an Elixir? You might as well staple our eyelids to our eyebrows. There’s no way in hell we’re using that Phoenix Down this early in the game. And by the time we reach the final stage, we’ve been forced to leave hundred of discovered items behind because our full item inventory looks like an episode of Hoarders. Don’t even get us started on the trophy/achievement misers.

IRL: Check your Downloads folder. See those thousands of MP3’s and movies festering on your hardrive? You probably haven’t even watched half of those movies. Just because you don’t have to physically wade through a sea of headless baby dolls to get to the bathroom doesn’t mean you’re not hoarding.