Yes, this Vanillaware game seemingly came out of nowhere. And yes, we’d love to have a multiplayer beat-em-up version of Odin’s Sphere.  But really, we were floored by the abs and proportions on that Amazon warrior. Someone actually DREW her like that. We’re all for strong representations of women, but only if the drawing itself isn’t literally stronger than us.  And while we’re at it, we support equal pay for women, as long as the wage isn’t higher than ours—we don’t need to be further emasculated by our own insecurities.