3. MEGAN FOX AS JENNIFER CHECK IN JENNIFER’S BODY (2009)

Any teenage Dungeons & Dragons master knows all about the evil ways of high school cheerleaders. Walking down the hallways in short skirts and push-up bras, the temptresses with pom-poms stimulate nerds’ hormones without ever helping dudes relieve any tension. Thus, it’s up to Palmela and her girl Handgela.

In the forgettable horror-comedy Jennifer’s Body, though, Megan Fox takes soul-crushing to an all-new level of pain. She plays a promiscuous cheerleader who becomes a man-eating, and somewhat lesbian, demon; in one scene, she flirts with the creepy Goth kid before ripping out his heart with her teeth.

That’s not exactly the kind of “oral” we’d hope for, but horny dudes would be hard-pressed to defend themselves against an open-mouthed Fox. Or just hard.