1. EVA MENDES AS ROXANNE SIMPSON

Love interest: Johnny Blaze a.k.a. Ghost Rider
Nicolas Cage's Ghost Rider scored a woman played by the gorgeous Eva Mendes, who still loves him even though he has a skull for a head. Mendes' Roxanne got a hero played by a miscast Cage who utters hokey phrases such as "You cannot live in fear" repeatedly. Somebody definitely got the short end of that stick.