WHERE: Virginia Beach, Va.
WHEN: Unknown
It's pretty brave of that girl to step in between those guys as they beat the hell out of each other. Had she been pulled into the melee, this would've been automatically upgraded to No. 1. Thankfully, this doesn't happen (to be sure, No. 1 is distressing in its own, special way, like a horrible snowflake). Instead we get the most exciting piece of dialogue in any IHOP fight video: "This some grown-ass shit." When someone tells you that, it's best to walk away. Which is exactly what the brave, but not stupid, girl does.