3. KILLA SEASON (2006)

Starring: Cam’ron, Juelz Santana, Hell Rell, Jim Jones, J.R. Writer, 40 Cal
Why it sucks: Is it even fair to call Killa Season a “movie”? In what’s basically an overlong promo for Cam’ron’s 2006 LP of the same name, various Dipset members shoot the shit on Harlem street corners and say “No homo” a bunch of times, as if no director’s camera is in their presence. It’s safe to say that more thought went into the chorus of Cam’s “Suck It Or Not” than went into this pseudo-film’s script.

The few times that Killa Season flirts with the idea of a plot are even less convincing. At one point, two female drug mules poop out bags of coke, a genuinely nauseating scene that almost makes one forget about an earlier bit in which Cam pisses on a dude’s face while repeating “No homo” more than a homophobic Tourette Syndrome patient.

A full-length Jha Jha album would’ve been more welcome than this cinematic monstrosity.