by J Roddy Walston and the Business

"Frederick the Great allegedly said, 'An army, like a serpent, travels on it's belly.' With an understanding like that, it's fair to wonder how many tour managers out there are reincarnated Prussian Conquerors.

"Bands, by and large, eat garbage. (Unfortunately, not literally—if we did, think of what we would save from our per diem!) When we're on the road, we're always on the move and our choices are usually limited to what's on the same exit as a gas station. Arby's, Subway, Taco Bell—we know you well. (Cook-Out, we don't know where you came from, but we like you already.)

"But on the rare occasional we're able to sit down and have a good meal of our choosing, here's where we go."