On a roulette wheel of awful response one might have following flinging a drunk down a full flight of stairs, resulting in the loss of consciousness on the drunk's part and possibly irreparable damage done to the drunk's neck, which is the worst?


"I didn't think that was gonna happen."

"He shouldn't've been fuckin breakin my house apart."

"Let's just give him a pillow, dude."

"Don't move his neck."

"I was watchin him fall and I don't think he really hit his head that hard."

What's your pick for today's proof that people are the worst? In the huddle around the body, are you the guy suggesting a pillow? Or are you the guy who carefully watched the arch the drunk cut across the air as he tumbled like a rag doll to the very bottom, noting that he didn't "hit his head that hard"?