A singer, writer, and actress of Cuban descent, Christina once dated Nick Cannon, who claimed he ended the relationship by cheating on her ’cause it was turning into a "Christian romance." To which we have to ask: Whatta fuck is that all about? Call us crazy but we'd rather have a Christian romance than a 7:30-old-enough-to-be-our-mom one, but to each his own.

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