A stand-up comedian/actress/possible coolest around-the-way-chick ever, April is also a self-described "proud Latina" which means (among other things) lots of Z-finger snapping and head wobbling during arguments. She was inspired by John Leguizamo to drop out of college, which is an impressive thing to do when you actually have talent. When you don't, well, that's the rest of us.

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