Systems: PS3, 360, PC
Release Date: May 25
Fuck yeah, we like driving cars like maniacs. And fuck yeah, we like hitting other people's cars with laser shunts and force fields so that they flip over or spin out or fly off a cliff. That's why we took driver's ed all those years ago—to re-enact our Mario Kart fantasies behind the wheel of a Hummer! It's true that the single-player can get a wee bit repetitive (and makes a quantum leap in difficulty at one point in the campaign), but the endlessly rewarding fuck-y'all multiplayer, with its Modern Warfare 2-like system of unlocks and perks, gives this thing unbelievable replayability. Just don't let us catching you posting in-game photos to Facebook or Twitter. C'mon, fam, just drive.