MOVIE: BAD LIEUTENANT, 8 PM, IFC. Harvey Keitel is a one-man bad cop/worse cop.

DRAMA: DAMAGES, 10 PM F/X. RoseByrneRoseByrneRoseByrneRoseByrne...

DRAMA: NURSE JACKIE, 10 & 11 PM, SHOWTIME. Two new episodes of NJ, including Jackie getting caught snorting drugs by one of her daughter's friends.

SPORTS: NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME 9 PM, CBS. Nope, you didn't have Butler and Duke meeting in the final. You'll watch anyway though.