When: 2001
When Colin met Amelia, he decided it was time to settle down... for four months. They were married on a beach in Tahiti (although reports say their marriage was never legal) and even got their names tattooed on each other's fingers. In the end though, we're guessing Farrell took a look around, thought about all the bad-ass women he still hadn't slept with, and came to his senses.
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