Right now, Willie Nelson’s old tour bus from 1986 is up for grabs on Craigslist. Originally set at $36,000, the bus—featuring wood panelled walls, red velvet curtains, and probably a sizeable hidden stash of marijuana—is now available for a cool $65,000. Below is a list of things you can also buy with $65,000:

– 1,300,000 5 cent candies from 7-11
– 18,207 Big Macs
– 13,000 Cronuts
– Nine to 13 pairs of breast implants, depending on the size, doctor, and region
This limousine
– One of these diamond encrusted bluetooth headsets (with some change, so you can look like an ultra douchebag)

But yeah, Willie Nelson’s tour bus would be a way cooler purchase. Check out the ad below, and photos of the tour bus above.

*Due to the extremely high demand and the amount of offers being thrown at us for this bus. We have decided to take offers all the way to 12:00 AM Central 5/3/2014 for this bus. We are planning to sell this bus this weekend. The current offer is $65,000 at this moment. As of 1:53pm Central this afternoon 5/2/2014. Feel free to contact via Call, Text, or Email. If no one answers we will try to get back to you ASAP*

1983 Eagle Bus
Engine: 92 Detroit Diesel
Transmission: Automatic
Generator: 15kW Diesel Generator

The bus gets 7mpg with the generator running. The bus sleeps about 8+ just depending the situation. It has 4 A/C Units on the roof with heat as well. This bus was built for Willie Nelson in the 80’s. The bus is in great working condition without any issues. If you have any questions call or text show contact info. Cash is the preferred method of payment. No trades or financing.