The Weirdest Tags on SoundCloud

This one was tagged with "penis" and also "damm," "son," "where'd," "you," "find," and "this." It's also one of a handful with the tag "flutedrop," which will make sense to you soon enough, if you decide to click play.

I just listened to this and now I'm an IRL cartoon character. Also are we the first people ever to search SoundCloud for the word "tampon?" Probably not. Internet is weird.

Tags include:

- TAMPON

- BEEF

- TAMPONBEEF

I'm with this. It seems ridiculous that the world of porn and music haven't come together more often. Like, if an indie band made a full album that was meant to soundtrack a porn film, that'd be internet gold. It's stupid that it hasn't been done yet. You know how much the internet loves porn? Well at least this artist is up on it and tagged this one with "PORNHUB."

Tags include:

- PORNHUB

- KELLY ROWLAND

- FUCK BUDDY

- REAL LIFE ORGASMS WOW

Damn I don't know why this is tagged with "pigeonsandplanes" but the SoundCloud artwork (above) is tasteful so I'm alright with it.

Tags include:

- PIGEONSANDPLANES

- PITCHFORK

- NOISEY

- CARNAGE

- STANKFACE

CARNAGE! DEATH! FETUS!

Tags include:

- CARNAGE

- DYING

- MISERY

- FETUS

Can someone please just make a song about Lindsay's accomplishments and stop using her name as a white girl/coke reference?

Tags included:

- LINDSAY LOHAN

- WHITE FEMALE RAPPER

- YAYO

- KUSH CASH

Just that hop-hop from Yokohama, Japan. OLIVEOIL gang stand up.

Tags included:

- NOKS

- ERO

- ZAMURAI

- DOGRN

- REMIX

Honestly I was hoping for a drugged out Beyoncé remix. But this is even more trippy. What the fuck?

Tags included:

- SURF BOARD

- BEER

- CRAZY REINDEER

HEH HEH HEHEHE HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

Tags included:

- BECAUSE

- I

- WAS

- BORED

- HEHEHE

You'd think if the tags include "tickle" that this would be some silly shit. This is not silly at all.

Tags included:

- SKY

- INDIE

- ACOUSTIC

- TICKLE

- ME

- PINK

Just listen to this penile-tagged song once and it'll be stuck in your head for weeks. Just kidding. This song will never be stuck in anyone's head ever.

Tags included:

- METALCORE

- FUNNY

- DEATHCORE

- PENILE

So many problems right here. Beat kinda bangs tho.

Tags included:

- GREENTEAM

- IGOTTHEJUICENOW

- TINAWORLDORDER

- DUBDAPLUG

Finally, some good has come of searching random words in the Soundcloud "tags" category. This song by Dutch artist Julien Mier is a beautiful collage of sounds and textures.

Tags included:

- GARAGE

- ELECRONICA

- DENE

- SUN

- WATER

- HARP

- HILLS