Madonna just turned 55, and apparently part of celebrating the big five-five included getting a grill, which she revealed in Rome to mixed results. There are some Madonna fans who stand by her, and will no matter what. But mostly, people are terrified, because that grill looks unnatural, unappealing, and downright terrifying. Here are some reactions from people who are terrified and offended that Madge chose to sport gold all in her mouth.

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