Random News of the Week, Featuring Future Joining Vine, Waka Flocka's New Tattoo, and More

We see a lot of really random shit every week. Deciding what to post and what to ignore is a constant balancing act that requires much skill, judgment, and discretion. Sometimes it depends on how drunk we are or how trollish we're feeling. Instead of simply letting these things pass us by, we decided to keep track of them and gather them all together for this post, which we'll do weekly, maybe. These are the kinds of things P&P writers email each other like, "ROFL omg WOW." Welcome to the party.

It's true. Gucci Mane told Fader:

"That’s my boy man. We got the dopest record in the world, me and Marilyn. Me and him got one of the craziest records ever made. We made it whatever day Spring Breakers came out in Cali. He came to the sneak premiere, and after we did the red carpet and watched the movie, me and him went to the studio and made us a record. That’s the day that we met and began being friends. He’s cool as hell, I fuck with him hard. He ain’t the averagest white boy. He got swag. Me and him together, he don’t get on my nerves. I can stomach being around him. He cool."

649 views?! Damn, at least he's learning from the best.

After just getting pulled over for speeding earlier this week, Chief Keef found himself in trouble once again with police. This time, the rapper was arrested for going 110 mph and having too many passengers in his car (Keef is only 17 and has his learner's permit so he can only have one passenger with him). However, when police searched the rapper they found $8,000 dollars cash in his front pocket. Just casually stored there, with Keef feeling very relaxed, very comfortable about it. When questioned by the police about his speeding and large amounts of money, Chief Keef responded, "I just got back from doing a show in Iowa, I'm a rapper." Oh, right. Okay, carry on then.

(TMZ)

I can only think of one or two better ways to spend over an hour of your time, so when you get a chance, you should probably sit down and watch James Murphy talk about music for the latest Red Bull Music Academy lecture.

Grimes blew the minds of fans everywhere when she posted this picture of her and Earl Sweatshirt backstage at the Sasquatch Music Festival on her Tumblr this week. What do you think they talked about? Burritos right? Yea, definitely burritos.

Waka Flocka already has his fair share of tattoos, but the rapper just unveiled his newest one and it's quite the addition. Spread across his back, the design is a tribute to Bob Marley and features Marley sharing a joint with a skeleton.

After a show last week, Tyler, The Creator gave a fan waiting outside the sweetest birthday gift ever. No really, he shoved a sheet cake in the kid's face. Hey- it's Tyler, what do you expect?

Look, Future can do a lot of things: he can wake up in a new Bugatti, he can turn on the lights, he can even date Ciara; but one thing Future can NOT do, is Vine. It's not for a lack of trying though. In his first Vine, Future probably was at dinner like, "Yea yea, let's get a close up of those glasses, then back at me, then the waiter. Yea, money."

The best part of Future joining Vine though, was that he was so excited, he Instagrammed a picture of his first Vine and then Tweeted that picture. LOL so close, Future, so close.

Aside from being the Internet's current favorite meme and the butt of countless social media jokes after his infamous leg slam at the Billboard Music Awards, Miguel now has to also worry about a possible lawsuit. According to E! Khyati Shah, the fan who was the victim of Miguel's memorable moment, may consider suing the musician after experiencing difficulties as a result of the accident.

His most recent installment shows us "this how Chicago rap is."

That is all.