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After taking a long build-up to make sure Paris knew exactly how privileged they were for being present for this historic moment, Jay-Z and Kanye West performed “N*ggas In Paris” 12 times in a row, breaking the previous record. Everyone in the audience came as peasants and left as kings. That night, Paris households slaughtered all their animals and served feasts on gold plates. Number of fucks given was so low that it dropped into Hell’s fiery pits and burned up, never to be given again.
