The official Coachella YouTube channel has been dropping a wide range of backstage interviews following the first weekend of the annual Indio throwdown, including what is clearly the most watchable interview in recorded history: Vince Staples and Nadeksa Alexis.
After joking around the two-minute mark about taking his new Tesla out for some speed limit-ignoring drives when his probation is up, Staples used R. Kelly as an example of why he would never go to jail for such a thing. "Think about it," he said. "R. Kelly never went to jail and he's a fucking child molester. He's a child molester. I'm saying he's a child molester and he pees on people and he can't read and write and he didn't go to jail. I'm a good person, R. Kelly a piece of fucking shit. So, if piece of fucking shit R. Kelly didn't go to jail for being a child molester and peeing on people and having a human trafficking ring in Atlanta, then I'll be alright."
When Alexis joked that she could lose her job because of Staples' comments, Staples imagined what an R. Kelly x Coachella set might look like. "They shoulda booked R. Kelly if they like R. Kelly so much," he said. "He would have pissed on somebody in the crowd because he pees on children."
Sunday, the Washington Post reported that R. Kelly has been accused of giving a 19-year-old Texas woman an STD during their "eight-month relationship." A complaint was filed with the Dallas Police Department and a federal civil complaint is imminent, the woman's lawyer told reporters. The woman, who has not been publicly identified per DPD policy, was allegedly being "groomed" for R. Kelly's "sex cult."