No matter how you slice it, dating is a unique sociological terror unlike anything else humans are asked to endure. Sure, the person with the expertly crafted Tinder bio may seem like a good match, but what happens when you find out they actually prefer mixing with god-fearing prudes on the vomitously named Christian Mingle?
In an effort to really narrow things down for those looking for a date with impeccable music tastes, there's now something called Yeezy Dating. As its name suggests, the site promises to be a dating hub "for fans of the genius Mr. Kanye West."
The site, which has been making the rounds on Uproxx and elsewhere, is currently offering early access ahead of a wide launch. When prompted to enter your email address for said access, the site lets you know upfront that "Taylor Swift fans are banned from this website."
In related news, West has been spending quite a bit of time in Wyoming recently, reportedly working on new music. Kid Cudi, Travis Scott, and Pi'erre Bourne have all been seen or reported as having joined in on the alleged sessions. Thursday, speculation arose that Drake may also be hitting up the small town of Jackson in the coming days. If whoever you're crushing with online didn't already know all of that, it's high time to ditch them.
Anyway, here's a trailer for a whole damn movie based on the aforementioned Christian Mingle atrocity: