Where: The Forge Nightclub (Miami)

Date: November 12, 2005

Other Notable Guests: Including (but not limited to!) Ashanti, Irv Gotti (yes: Irv Gotti), Marques Houston, Omarion, Mike Piazzaand DJ AM.

Songs Performed: Among others, "Always on Time" and "Livin' It Up."

Actual Factuals, Part 1: Amber wore a $27,000 Dolce & Gabbana dress. According to the New York Times. Which was there. Along with MTV News.

Actual Factuals, Part 2: So were, for some inexplicable reason, Oompa Loompas (see above).

Actual Factuals, Part 3: Ja Rule told his audience:

"I'm Uncle Ja," he said, with his arm wrapped around a beaming Amber. "I'm really here just to scare all the little boys, the little 13-year-old bad boys that try to hit on little Amber. That's why I'm here."