Gonzo rocker Frank Zappa supposedly got into a disgusting onstage contest with his equally bizarro friend Captain Beefheart. As the story goes Beefheart crapped onstage and then Zappa pme-upped him by eating it. Disgusting? Definitely. But the rumor? Not true. When directly asked if he ever literally ate shit, Zappa answered, "The closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, N.C."