Best Line: “I get pussy, mouth, ass/Call that bitch triple threat”
Producer: Polow Da Don, Rob Holladay, Yung Berg
Album: Tha Carter IV
Label: Young Money/Cash Money/Universal

The tandem of Rick Ross and Lil Wayne were omnipresent this year. You couldn't keep them off radio—be it together or separate—and “John” was just another notch in their belts.

Rozay never had a chance to steal the show on “John,” as Wayne absolutely destroyed the first verse, raising the overall voltage of the song. Weezy's bars were full of his typical tough talk, admitting he called chicks collect from jail, and not-so-subtly letting you know he has a bed on his plane. Wayne also discloses his home address as AK-47, which is perhaps how these douchebags located him.