Lyrics: "And you deserve lobster, mommy/How about I make reservations at Crustaceans for now?" (Lil Wayne)
The way Wayne makes lobster out to be some sort of acceptable reward for being a bad chick is borderline comical. But not all lobsters are created equal. The name-drop of L.A. hot-spot Crustaceans halfway redeems the line with some commendable humblebrag. The reference flies over the head of all these halfway-balling counterfeit seafood rappers.