People on Twitter Are Being Torn Apart by the Practice of Slicing Bagels Like Bread

The internet just found out a St. Louis-based eatery slices bagels like bread, starting the greatest food debacle of 2019.

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It looks like the internet just found out that St. Louis-based eatery Panera Bread Company slices bagels like toast, starting the great bagel debacle of 2019.

The debate began on Monday, when St. Louis native Alek Krautmann tweeted a photo of a box of Panera bagels that had been “bread-sliced.” “Today I introduced my coworkers to the St. Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced,” he wrote. “It was a hit!”

Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced. It was a hit! pic.twitter.com/XNGbljtpYz

— Alek Krautmann (@AlekKrautmann) March 26, 2019

BuzzFeed News spoke with some former Panera (or St. Louis Bread Company, as it’s known to natives) employees to better understand the practice.

Andrea Lanning told the outlet all Panera locations have bread slicers for bagels, which she said makes it “easy to dip in cream cheese or butter or just snack on in smaller bites.” She added, “Bread-sliced was the most popular way to prepare the bagels at the Bread Company!”

Another former employee, Jenna Jones, recounted that her life's low point involved the bread slicer, when a customer ordered 169 bagels, all sliced. “I think it was the worst day of my life and one girl had a mental breakdown when she was helping me,” she told BuzzFeed.

One person used the St. Louis-ness of it all to troll the city in especially ridiculous fashion:

Onion and banana (St. Louis style) pic.twitter.com/VmBPLYESxS

— 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵 (@melip0ne) March 27, 2019

While some have come to the defense of bread-sliced bagels, others are infuriated. Read some of the best reactions to 2019’s bagel-gate below.

I love St. Louis forever but one weird thing they do is claim all these food secrets and originations. Lots of really good restaurants... Yes. Toasted ravioli, gooey butter cake... awesome. St Louis style pizza... nope. Sliced bagels??? What?? https://t.co/cstYI8uoNK

— chris long (@JOEL9ONE) March 27, 2019

i imagine St. Louis as a city that takes every food and alters it 37% in defiance of the laws of gods and men. pizza? square crackers with weird cheese. bagels? sliced like bread. tacos? cod on top of matzah. sushi are pigs-in-blankets. they throw fries in a blender and drink it

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) March 27, 2019

bagels across America looking at bagels in St. Louis: pic.twitter.com/0sdUlGiUqm

— crazy broke asian (@tribranchvo) March 27, 2019

wait this is a ST LOUIS thing?!? for those who don’t bread slice your bagels, you are missing out on a LUXURY. goodness gracious I love you St. Louis and all the great things you’ve taught me https://t.co/EFMtJsFbUa

— maddi (@__MADDOG_) March 27, 2019

Everyone is dunking on this but as a son of St. Louis and former St. Louis Bread Co. (Panera) employee: Do not question the simple, surprising joy bread-sliced bagels bring. https://t.co/r4X2dWLzuS

— Chad Shearer (@ChadShearer) March 27, 2019

I believe this is a Class A felony in New York City. And if its not, it should be. https://t.co/ngbbPFvnya

— Justin Brannan (@JustinBrannan) March 27, 2019

We regret to inform you that St. Louis is cancelled. https://t.co/XSlhL1sN2G

— בנימן | Benjamin (@yehudi_eyif) March 27, 2019

Can confirm. No one has ever eaten an entire cinnamon crunch bagel from St. Louis Bread Company (or "Panera" for you other folk). It must be bread-sliced and shared. Justice for bread-sliced chocolate chip bagels, too. I stand by this tweet. https://t.co/k4BOrmlch2

— Christina Stiehl (@ChristinaStiehl) March 27, 2019

Our team is divided over here. Do other people slice their bagel Bread Co style? https://t.co/NbdZjj6G6C

— Panera Bread (@panerabread) March 27, 2019

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