Welcome to the first of three 2016 presidential debates, everyone. Lest you've missed the first half of tonight's debate or aren't already drunk, we got you. We'll be updating throughout the debate to keep you up on tonight's biggest talking points. And be sure to follow Complex Life for a thorough fact-check Tuesday morning. However, you know where you shouldn't head for any debate-related fact-checking? Donald Trump's campaign website.

During an early debate exchange between the two presidential nominees, Clinton asked viewers to head to her website for a fact-check of debate-related topics. Trump, never one to miss an opportunity, added, "Check my website too."

The only problem was, Trump's website was reportedly out of commission.

We now turn you over to Josh Gondelman: