When: October 2010 - Present

From the "FREE BIRD" neck tattoo (as if that song wasn't already ruined by dumbass frat boys who think they're funny) to the ridiculous hair, Chris Andersen is a walking, dunking reason why fathers demand their daughters wait until they can date. You won't be judged if you cross to the other side of the street when you see this guy clomping his way towards you.