'90s Team(s): Utah Jazz (1990-99)
He's a member of the NRA Board of Directors (he owns a summer home in Alaska, prime real estate for hunting, though, it's probably too far north for "little Mexican girls"). He's also been seen on Hannity windbagging about politics (what else is that show for?) despite the fact that he's an absentee father who had a kid with a 13-year-old when he was 20 (read that a-fucking-gain) and on at least one occassion tried to bang Kobe's wife. He also said what all of us are really thinking by saying he'd take Scottie Pippen over Michael Jordan. This season (like "The Dream") he'll be working with the Utah Jazz in a limited capacity to tutor their young big men.