Dylan McDermott

The Internet wins again.

On to the next one.

The debut season of Ryan Murphy's polarizing horror series had a frustrating low for every loony high.

The horror melodrama wraps up its insane first season in surprisingly quiet fashion.

The insane FX series delivers its most entertaining episode to date.

Also, Larry catches a case and the Rubber Man whoops Ben's ass.

Also, the Black Dahlia pays a visit and Constance prepares to be a mother again, as the characters play catch-up to things we already figured out.

Lesson learned: When the sexy maid invites you to the basement for sexual favors, do your best to resist.

Also, Violet realizes that she's seeing dead people, Tate's school shooting gets revisited, and Constance gets some closure.

Also, the Harmon couple's marriage doesn't survive the night.

The first half of the Halloween two-parter is the series' best episode yet.

Also, the blood-soaked history between Constance and Moira fills in some blanks.

Two episodes in and the Harmons are already trying to dip out of the "murder house."

The fall season's craziest and most sickly enjoyable new TV show premieres tonight on FX. Consider us excited; now, it's your turn.

Connie Britton, save yourself!

Judging from these 15 seconds, the new Ryan Murphy show is ka-razy.

The Ryan Murphy drama could have a sneak preview at Comic-Con.

Will co-star with FNL's Connie Britton.