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Man Named Sober Arrested for Driving Under the Influence
No matter what your last name is, don't do this.
Drunk College Student Crashes Into Cop Car While Sending Topless Selfies to Boyfriend
A 20-year-old Texas A&M student was arrested after crashing into a police car while she was drunk and sending topless selfies to her boyfriend.
Former Teacher Receives $75,000 Settlement After Showing Up Drunk for Elementary School Field Trip
A former teacher from Wisconsin just received a $75,000 settlement after showing up drunk for an elementary school field trip in 2013.
Group of 'Tipsy' Women Thought They Were Getting the 'Magic Mike' Treatment from Actual Cops
A group of 'tipsy' women mistook cops for strippers and the encounter was extremely awkward.
Watch This Drunk Dude Get Super Emotional About Pokémon Go
This guy went on an emotional drunken rant about Pokémon Go on Snapchat.
Reddit Users Reveal the Most Ridiculous Things They've Ever Witnessed at a Party
Apparently everyone on the planet knows how to initiate a proper turn-up.
Video Shows Drunken Doctor Attacking Uber Driver and Wrecking His Car
A drunk doctor was caught on video attacking an Uber driver, wrecking his car.
Drunk Driver Runs Away From Cops, Hides in Nativity Scene
A man who was drunk driving tried escaping from cops and decided to hide in a nativity scene.
Drunk New York Cop Found With No Pants on Outside School
A New York police officer was found drunk and pantless outside a school.
Florida Cop Shows Up Drunk to Accept Award From Mothers Against Drunk Driving
Dude's a detective now.
Smartphone Breathalyzer Company Ranks the Drunkest NFL Fanbases (Congrats, Buffalo!)
Smartphone Breathalyzer Company Ranks the Drunkest NFL Fanbases (Congrats, Buffalo!)
Drunk Woman Breaks Into Omaha Zoo to Pet Tiger, Tiger Is Understandably Not Chill With It
She had it coming.
Uber Driver Pepper Sprays Wasted Passenger After Being Assaulted
Sometimes karma burns like Mace.
Australia’s Smartest Man Literally Dragged by Taxi
Life can be such a drag.
Drunk Passenger’s Finger Guns Ground Plane
An American Airlines flight was threatened by a drunk guy's finger guns.
Student Who Attacked Muslim Woman While Screaming "White Power" Claims He Was Just Drunk and Anxious (UPDATE)
He also yelled "kill the police."
Engineering Student Comes Home Totally Wasted, Designs Plane Instead of Texting Ex
But really how often have we all said "Bruh, I was so wasted last night, I came home and designed an airplane."