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Friday night has finally arrived, and after a week's worth of slogging through deadlines, memos, and meetings, any sane person is trying to get TURNT. But before you head out to the club, remember that a night of goin' in demands a certain manner of dressing.
The goal is to look sharp, but if you're truly wildin' out you're not gonna want to put your finest threads at risk. Dressing up to get turnt up is a fine balancing act that takes requires a few bits of common sense, a versatile deftness of style, and a bit of improvisation. It's the freakin' weekend so set your speakers to 11, start po'in up, and takes notes on How to Dress for a Turnt Up Night at the Club, in GIFs.
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Your outfit all starts with the shoes. Start from the bottom and build up from there.
If you plan on getting turnt, don't wear tight clothes that will restrict your dancing and general wildin' out.
Your night, and steeziness, starts with pre-gaming. Look dope at home and you're guaranteed to stunt at the club.
Dress sharp enough that the bouncers instantly recognize your wealth and let you skip the line.
Most dudes will be dressed terribly and freaking out on molly, so being the best-dressed at the club is relatively easy.
If you plan on popping bottles, wear something you won't mind getting drenched in bubbly.
Unlike this girl, you better leave all thoughts about work and all office-appropriate clothes at home.
The number one goal is to show up fresh enough to impress any and all dimepieces at the club.
A bold shirt will make you stand out and catch a girl's eye from across the dark and crowded room. Having awesome dance moves doesn't hurt, either.
It's a thin line, though. Trying too hard will make you look like a creepy sleezoid who will immediately repel women.
Some clean and simple gold will distract people from your crunk-face.
The number one rule is don't be too concerned with how you look. Just put on your best "I don't give a fuck" face and have fun.
