Fashion Fails From the Men of VH1's "Love & Hip Hop"

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There's no doubt that VH1's "Love and Hip Hop" is about the drama that the female cast members deal with, with a few male counterparts thrown into each season. And although most of these gentlemen have reputable music careers, one thing they are lacking in is the style department. They may be pulling in those reality TV checks, but they're definitely spending it in the wrong places when it comes to their wardrobe. We've pulled together the worst and sometimes repeat-offenders in this hilarious list of Fashion Fails From the Men of VH1's "Love & Hop Hop."

No Gucci Bucket Hat?

Stevie J is actually just trying to get back on the "all-over logo" trend. We're going to ask him to try again.

Players Are Patriotic, Too

Stevie J was just trying to show his appreciation for Joseline, Mimi, AND the United States.

The Struggle Jesus Piece

Saigon is stuck in the early 2000s with the "vintage" Express accessories.

Culottes Will Never Be a Thing

Shouldn't you be trying to hide those ashy shins? Nice kicks, though, Rich.

Dude Is Seeing Stars

Rich Dollaz should spend some of that Olivia and Erica Mena money on a new hoodie.

Almost a Trend?

Unfortunately, Joe Budden also co-signs this over-the-top patriotism with this Old Navy seasonal staple.

Perfect for Your Ugly Sweater Party

This sweater was also what Mendecees wore to turn himself in to the feds. This is definitely what giving up looks like.

White Trash

White frames remind us of the shutter shades. Where are they now in the trend department? Exactly.

The Leather Trend Just Died

We love a nice pair of leather sweatpants, but we can't sign off on a leather vest on top of a dress shirt.

Is that velvet?

Very few things should be made with purple velvet. A blazer is one of them, Benzino.

Starting on the Wrong Foot

If it's something bad, it usually involves Stevie J. Style is included in this notion. A pink loafer, sir?

How to Not Do Cozy Boy

Lil' Scrappy's rig is only accentuating that "I haven't had a hit in over a decade" shape of his.

"Excuse me, sir. I believe you stepped in something."

The bottom of Peter Gunz's feet is the prime example of why your mom said to always have on socks in the house. Especially when there are cameras roaming around.

Versace, Versace?

Versace? No. Terrible wallpaper at a cheesy restaurant? Maybe.

A Monochromatic Massacre

Help us, help you Maurice. Try a tougher color like navy next time.

Repeat Offender

No one bothered to tell Joe that denim vests are not a thing the first time he wore one? Especially when they look like a DIY project.

Yee-Haw, Gun Slinger

Is that a gun holster? Consequence probably should've worn this for the reunion episode, giving the illusion that he was strapped to avoid getting hit by a girl.