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Gallery: 32 Awesomely Awkward Photos of Yao Ming

Our birthday salute to the 7-foot-6 legend.

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Today marks the 32nd birthday of one of the most polarizing and popular athletes of the last 20 years, the 7-foot-6 Yao Ming. After becoming an international phenomenon and All-Star center for the Houston Rockets, Ming's the career ended in 2011 due to multiple injuries to the dismay of his many fans. There is one thing he gave us during his career though: entertaining awkward photos. When you're that much taller than everybody and trying to assimilate to American culture while still maintaining Chinese staples, you're bound to have an awkward moment or two. So, in light of his birthday, here are 32 Awesomely Awkward Photos of Yao Ming.

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"Lap 834...Oh, Hey Ladies!"

You don't run with your shirt off for the hell of it, bro.

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Pandas FTW!

Yao had no idea what to do with the panda at this point, he just knew he'd look cool doing it.

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On It Early

Linsanity got to meet his hero, while a gracious Yao had no idea how cool this would make him look now.

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Attention: Ballers Coming Through

Greatest moment of that kids life.

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"You Can't Stop Me!"

Yes, Samaki Walker could not stop him.

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The All-Boring First Team

Throw in Derrick Rose and Joe Johnson and you've got yourself a starting five.

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Looks Like a Party!

How much would you pay to be a fly on the wall?

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Finger Wag Lessons

Dikembe Mutombo needs to start doing classes for this. Serge Ibaka and Dwight Howard could really use some tips on their block theatrics.

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Kardashian Sighting!

Kris Humphries has seen a couple famous O-faces in his day. Ayo!

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Hi Mom!

No matter how big you get it's always a trip to see yourself on the jumbotron.

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Facial Hair Fail + Unibrow Fail = Awkward picture Awesomness

Yup, we're pretty sure he's looking through our soul right now.

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Dream Practice

Yao was working out with Hakeem before it was cool.

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"So This Is What Reaching Feels Like..."

Somehow Nate Robinson got this board.

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Peek-A-Boo

Wonder how often he had to pose under the rim like this. Probably as much as Tebow in Christian poses.

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Hungry For Souls

This is just frightening, he should be the villain in the next Avengers movie.

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Wrong move Battier!

Scenario 1: Yao blocks Battier. Scenario 2: Yao drop kicks Battier.

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"And Then Ron Artest Left!"

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Feeling Sappy

This expresses every fans feelings towards Yao's career ending prematurely.

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"I Wonder Who's on Letterman Tonight?"

Taking uninterested to a whole new level.

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GTFOH

The hoodest moment Yao ever had as a pro.

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So International

They could have made an awesome buddy cop movie.

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Oh, Yao Mad?

We're guessing this didn't end well for Al Horford.

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"Ahh!"

An epic post-game dump followed.

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"I Don't Know Why I'm Yelling!"

That's that Ron Artest rubbing off on him.

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No More Jawbreakers

He was hanging out with Lamar Odom a little too much.

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"Look at His Baby Hands."

For the first time in his life as an athlete, Peyton felt like the younger brother.

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"Byah!"

"We're gonna go to the Chinese Pro Basketball League, then the NBA, then the All-Star game, then byaaaaaah!"

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Ayo!

If you find this picture even slightly amusing then this list was made for you.

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Wet Willy 2.0?

Yuck.

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No Words

#nuffsaid

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"'Finer Things?' Bwahahaha"

There isn't any other potential reaction one could have to such a thing.

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