England take on San Marino at Wembley tonight in what must be a contender for the least eagerly anticipated international match of all time.

While England's national team can be easily accused of underwhelming each time they step onto the field, San Marino fans have only ever seen their team win one game – a 1-0 win against Liechtenstein in a friendly in 2004.

The debate swirling before tonight's kick off is by how many goals England can stick past a national team that includes more retail assistants than professional footballers.

Here's 9 reasons why San Marino really is the worst football team of all time.