The last time we posted something about Jose Canseco, it was because he was driving around with a couple of goats in his backseat. Now, it sounds like he's trying to get down with Longhorns. The Longhorns.

Yesterday morning, the former MLB slugger took to his Twitter account to express his condolences to Mack Brown, who is reportedly going to step down as the head football coach of the Texas Longhorns after 16 seasons with the team:

But after doing so, Canseco also immediately lobbied for Brown's job:

And he also broke down his fool-proof plan for fixing the Texas program:

It included things like this, which deal with football:

As well as this:

And whatever this is:

And finally, this:

And, well, what can we say? HIRE THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY! Hiring the Baylor "recruiting coach"? That's just genius! Then again, if Texas went ahead and hired the Baylor coach, would they need Canseco? Hmmm…It doesn't seem like he thought this plan all the way through. So for our money, the goats sound like better coaching candidates than Canseco.

RELATED: Jose Canseco's 10 Biggest Twitter Fails

[via Bleacher Report]