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Nike is set to release a new series of Air Max sneakers in the coming months. SHOCKER! But this time around, the label has updated the iconic bro silhouettes with their lightest materials ever, making them even more perfect for barefoot wear this summer. Personally, I just throw all my socks in the trash from the previous winter when the temperatures hit the mid '80s. And by "throw in the trash" I mean, I'm wild irresponsible and lose them. Luckily, that shit doesn't matter come summertime. What does matter is not having smelly feet when you go over to a chick's crib for the first time. That's why you gotta get wifed up between Memorial Day and Labor Day, so you can get away with things like that. Otherwise, you're going to have to choose between wearing socks and getting laid and keeping your #menswear friends and masturbating. Big time decisions are just around the corner it seems.
