Kris Humphries 

Yeah, he averaged a double-double. Too bad it was with the lottery-bound Nets and nobody cared. Thanks to his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian, his name has been relevant for the first time outside of the Garden State. If any company is lacing him with extra kicks due to his short-lived Kardashian fame that’s so lame, almost as lame as subpoenaing Kanye with a Nordstrom's gift. Lace him with on-court wear, by all means—for lounging, let him go to Foot Locker like everybody else.